![]() Carter: I'm not shoppin' with you no more. buttercream.What size is the waist? Let's go in! Carter: Hey! Watch it, sweetness! Salesman: He's got some fire to him! Carter: Honeycups! Salesman: I like that! Carter: Go get the clothes! Hurry up! Salesman: I'll go pull some items. Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochaccino face, beautiful skin, and the big broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball. Lee: Yes, there are alot of men chasing us. We're police officers we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes. Carter: No - wait a minute - no! This ain't no couples thing, man. Salesman: OK, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike. And get my partner something from the kid's department. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office. Wait, it looks like somebody dropping off a package. Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy! Carter: Hold up, I love Snoopy too. Victoria's Secret spring catalogue, page 27. Carter: LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt! Lee: I cannot hear this! Carter: Black bra, black panties. getting undressed! Carter: What? Lee: She's getting undressed! Hey! It's not right. Carter: What is going on Lee? Lee: She's. I said nothing! Carter: I heard you say something! Lee: No, no, nothing. Lee: I try to stay awake.this is so boring. Carter: Well stay awake, something bound to happen. I've seen the movie, everyone goin' "gaicka, gaicka"! When Godzilla's coming y'all be tripping. ![]() They either running around hiding behind tables or screaming like, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Lee: You sound like that all the time! Carter: Let me tell you something about black people: When stuff goes down, we keep our cool. Now lemme tell you something: when people start shooting, white people ain't that cool. When the shooting started he was way too cool. ![]() Steven Reign! Lee: Who? Carter: Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire, I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. Now, in our case we know who the rich white man is. Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waiting for his cut. Carter: I will, Miss Isabella.Ĭarter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's Theory of Criminal Investigation: follow the rich white man! Lee: Follow the rich white man? Carter: Exactly, now you're learning. It's fun, isn't it? What are you doing out here in Hong Kong? Reign: I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. Carter: Hey I know you, you're Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. Steven Reign: Who's your friend? Isabella: Someone who got on the wrong yacht. All these yachts look all the same these days. Carter: Your's friend yacht? Man, no wonder my key didn't work. What's it called? Carter: What's it called? The S.S. Isabella: Oh, it's such a beautiful yacht. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes. Carter: Look, I'm not gonna play games with you. Isabella: This is your yacht? Carter: I'm the captain. If you need anything, champagne, caviar, my yacht is your yacht. Carter: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you rode in the best of circles. You must know my good friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Morotto Malosso Megusto. Carter: San Juan! I've been there many times on my private plane. Isabella Molina: Isabella Molina, San Juan. Dialogue Carter: Sorry, man! Lee: Carter! Carter: All y'all look alike!Ĭarter: Hey, baby.
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